![]() Controlling the single, hairy arm takes a certain amount of dexterity that veterans of Surgeon Simulator may possess, though the slightest twitch in a single direction could still send the table and silverware flying across the map. ![]() With a clumsy hand, map-related intrusions, and the constantly cruel insults of the ursine dinner guest, players must prepare and serve libations as delicately as possible. Successfully completing all of the tasks will land you right into another level, and it soon becomes apparent (through unlockable items that appear in the main room with the photo album) that these jaunts into dreamland are a way to cope with crippling debt, being fired, and an addiction to medication. ![]() Whether you find yourself in space, on the beach, in a plane, or in the middle of the zombie apocalypse, you always have a dazzling array of silverware and treats at your disposal, and it quickly becomes apparent that your one and only objective is to serve tea and treats to the stuffed bear in front of you. With a single hand, players paw their way to a photo album only to discover themselves transported to an imaginary world with all the fixings for a tea party. Tea Party Simulator 2015 starts players out in a single room with scant decorations and a horribly ugly sofa set. Sure it acts quirky just for the sake of it, but damn was I surprised at how much fun pouring imaginary tea for a scrutinizing bear would be. While my complaints were solidly planted in self-justified logic, I couldn’t help but start to backpedal when Power Up to Maximum’s Tea Party Simulator 2015 was plopped onto my desk for a review. Things like Surgeon Simulator and Goat Simulator, while extremely different from one another, sounded to me as if they sold simply for the sake of being random (or “randum” for any of you pre-teen readers), and I figured that was far from a solid reason to buy a game. I used to complain about the massive load of simulator games that shuffled their way onto the Steam page a few years back. Review Copy Provided By: Liens, Power Up to Maximum
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